Forget naught the jeans
Rugged, tough, casual, Jean pant is the Marlboro Man, Rebel Without a Cause, the
wild. Jean is a classic trousers of blue-collar Americana, an affordable, durable,
comfortable piece of clothing that was anything but pretentious. Until aught. Make
no mistake, this decade was $ 400 Designer Jeans
- the tighter the legs and lower on the hips, the better.
Comfort and reasonable prices be damned.
This casual trousers became very fashionable in aught, any specialty brand artificially
more and more odd way to put a unique stamp on a classic formula. Develop your back
pocket embroidery was not unusual, the rococo patterns acted as a kind of crest
for the label, how a specific tartan patterns are used to distinguish a Scottish
clan from the next, except made kilts worn in the Highlands does not cost a month's
salary. At a time when everything was casual, capitalism had no choice but to make
the informal formal, it must be a new pecking order fashion, and casual wear had
to be as status-conscious as "designer" couture used to be. Small design
variation from label to label made little difference overall aesthetic, but those
minutes finery created the cache that separated one from the next overpriced brand.
I hear your chortles in protest. "This is hardly new!" you say. "I
was wearing overpriced jeans in '84. "Certainly, designer jeans been around
since the 70s, but the complex hierarchy of denim fashions reached an apotheosis
in aught, Jean brands became a caste system. The once humble pants was coronated
as the ultimate arbiter of chic. One does not shop in one shop for pants, one went
to a brilliant title "denim bar", a label that produces not one but a
retail experience LIBIDINOUS nightlife hotspot. A place where one is not so much
who buys clothes that consume them, how they would one overpriced gin and tonic.
Jeans were clothes for the club, no job, and if I should spend $ 15 on a martini,
do you think best I wear expensive clothes. Young people can not get enough. If
you think jeans was bad you also have to check out what is going on with
day dresses. It was, according to slate.com 2005, so over hype-on pants,
a blue-jeans bubble was upon us. (Why was this the only bubble we saw coming?!?)
Designer Jean True Religion producers saw their stocks go from from less than a
single dollar to seventeen mussels a share in one year. Business was booming. And
why? What does a label designer Jean say about you? Anything to do with having too
much money probably. aught But in the haze of surplus cash and loose, anything can
one do to to wear their bank account on the outside (or ass) was fair game.
And what are these buy-one-new-flat-panel TV or-equal-price-pair-of-pants shorts
out? They were lean, first and foremost. They aught was not kind to the great of
the hip and the back fat. Developments in jeans today are a pair that fits as nylons,
to put on jeans, yoga does not require developing positioning, you probably do in
a smaller pair. While many think the tight fit unflattering there is still a stylish,
streamlined appeal to the skinny jeans, a style that is in almost every way better
than the clown-like baggy and apertured jeans of the 90s was sort oh so popular
from Seattle grunge bands. Skinny jeans are the right person, sexy and funny, a
return to an older vintage style, when most clothes were attached and narrow. (A
trip to a thrift shop can testify elephantizing size standards over the years.)
More unforgivable was the proliferation of low-rise jeans, day dresses, pants, all
but guaranteed one million U.S. dollars in the ass cleavage shots every time a sitting
or squatting. Only plumbers used to be so tactless.
High couture denim is a trend I suspect will remain in their teens. Will be a society
with less color with money to burn, perhaps the pleasure of a moderately priced
pair of 501's once again proves that a new humble public. Then again, maybe one
can upset the economy does not stop the inexorable rise of Jean and the day dress
to the top of the fashion firmament, the parties need their $ 1000 the pair will
continue to fork over the big money in the name of fashion and status. The rest
of us, yes, we are happy with our old Levi's.